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    talaniman Posts: 54,327, Reputation: 10855
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    Aug 24, 2008, 06:03 AM
    Start Sunday with some humor.
    Curses!

    A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

    "This is the Klotschtein diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."

    "What's the curse?" the man asked.

    "Mr. Klotschtein."
    Regular or Premium

    When the family car developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought regular or premium gas, but she couldn't remember.

    "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the engine running so rough."

    "No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly.

    "Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband.

    "It cost the same as always," said the wife. "I bought the usual ten dollars worth."
    Open to Interpretation

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

    "You'll know tonight." he said.

    That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams"
    The Perfect Woman

    A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiancé, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

    That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

    At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?'

    Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle.'

    The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'

    'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'
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    Dec 8, 2008, 07:26 AM

    Ok, so I'm a little guilty. I kind of thought of a different kind of pearl necklace!
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    Dec 28, 2008, 09:33 AM

    Lol same here! That pearl one is misleading!

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