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    Aug 13, 2008, 05:37 AM
    The Difference Between Theory And Reality!
    A son asks his Dad what the difference between 'Theoretically' and 'Reaslitically' is.

    His Dad says;
    "Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the milkman for a million pounds!"
    So he does, and his Mum says she would!

    He tells his Dad this;
    "Now" he says "Go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the postman for two millions pounds!"
    So he does, and to his surprise she also says she would!

    He comes back again and, looking puzzled, relays this information back to his Dad;
    "Well there you go son" he replies "That's your answer theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we're living with two tarts!"

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    Aug 13, 2008, 06:35 AM
    Very nice one ! One to be used in discussions on morality and/or ethical thinking !

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    Aug 13, 2008, 07:30 AM
    This was the joke that the late, and sadly missed, Bernie Mac said at an Obama fund raiser that got him thrown under the bus.

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