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    Aug 12, 2008, 06:26 AM
    Life lessons from the t-man 4
    Lesson 4
    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
    A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
    The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


    Moral of the story:

    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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    Aug 12, 2008, 07:26 AM
    Can you good morals to these two. I am enjoying your morals.

    A Senator gave a speech
    At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
    A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name had given to the Senator.
    They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of it can no longer fly.

    An elderly couple took their dog on a safari trip and took their little Fufu along for company. One day, Fufu gets lost in the jungle. He notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. Little Fufu thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, Fufu exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

    But Fufu saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now Fufu sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and, just when they get close enough to hear, Fufu says...

    "Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

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