[iAMfromHuntersBar]

Two statues are stood in a park, one female and the other male. The statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before them and said,
"Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dived behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself and he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, they emerged, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looks at his watch and asked the statues,
"You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked,
"Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said,
"Sure, but this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head!"

:D

[Clough]

I loved the surprise ending! Totally unexpected! :)

[Moomin]

Kudos iAm - I liked that a lot!