|
|
|
|
Expert
|
|
Aug 4, 2008, 09:25 AM
|
|
Men on a hike!
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
]Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the rive
Poof!.. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.
Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
Moral:
'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
|
|
|
Cars & Trucks Expert
|
|
Aug 4, 2008, 01:48 PM
|
|
You didn't just... oh, you did!
Hahaha!
|
|
|
Ultra Member
|
|
Aug 4, 2008, 10:27 PM
|
|
Good choice! Hehehe
|
|
|
Ultra Member
|
|
Aug 4, 2008, 11:39 PM
|
|
Oh, tal... why give them more ammo..
|
|
|
Senior Member
|
|
Aug 4, 2008, 11:42 PM
|
|
The reason the men were crossing the river was to escape their wives!! :p
|
|
|
Ultra Member
|
|
Aug 5, 2008, 06:49 PM
|
|
Tal
What are you doing...
|
|
|
Ultra Member
|
|
Aug 5, 2008, 06:50 PM
|
|
I like to believe that it's not Tal, but perhaps his wife. Yes. I'm going on that, and no one try to convince me otherwise!!
|
|
|
Ultra Member
|
|
Aug 5, 2008, 06:52 PM
|
|
You may be onto something there sneezy :)
|
|
|
Pets Expert
|
|
Aug 5, 2008, 07:04 PM
|
|
Tal, big hug, big kiss, just for you big guy. :)
This women loved the joke, it holds allot of truth. ;):)
|
|
|
Full Member
|
|
Aug 6, 2008, 09:57 AM
|
|
Great joke!!
|
|
Question Tools |
Search this Question |
|
|
Add your answer here.
Check out some similar questions!
Rent hike
[ 3 Answers ]
By law, how much can a landlord raise your rent in a year?
Reasons of recent food price hike
[ 2 Answers ]
Can any one advice me about real reasons of recent food price hike. (ie. Direct, indirect reasons, impact of Govt. policies, Open trade policy etc.)
Price hike letter to customer
[ 4 Answers ]
Hi all, Please help me to write a letter to our customers requesting a price hike in our tariff due to the recent hike in fuel rate
Another pic from yesterday's hike.
[ 14 Answers ]
Another pic, from yesterday's hike in Charlestown, RI. The heat was brutal and the deer flies ate me alive. But it was nice near the shore.
The more scientifically inclined may now be wondering if between the rabbit and the deer flies, I don't now have Tularemia, as well as Lyme! Only time will...
View more questions
Search
|