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    Aug 4, 2008, 07:23 AM
    Tired Nurse
    A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
    Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
    When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says: "Well, that's great....that's just great....Some ** 's got my pen!"
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    #2

    Aug 4, 2008, 01:47 PM
    Ouch!
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    #3

    Aug 6, 2008, 11:24 PM
    Being in healthcare, I SO find the humor in that. ROFL! :D
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    Aug 7, 2008, 06:36 AM
    Haha! Thanks for the laugh
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    Aug 7, 2008, 06:47 AM
    Lol funny stuff. If I ever get a rectal you just made damn sure they will be showing me the thermometer first.:eek:
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    Aug 7, 2008, 06:56 AM
    What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral one?













    The taste.
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    Aug 7, 2008, 03:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by NeedKarma
    What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral one?













    The taste.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

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