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    Aug 2, 2008, 10:29 PM
    Medical Care in North Dakota
    Medical Care in North Dakota
    .A doctor in Bismarck wanted to get off work and go hunting,
    so he approached his assistant.
    'Ole, I am goin huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
    I want you to take care of the clinic and take
    . care of all my patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers
    .Ole.
    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day
    . and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day?' Ole told him
    . that he took care of three patients.;
    .
    . 'The first one had a headache so I gave him
    .TYLENOL.'
    .'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the
    . doctor.
    .
    . 'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
    .MAALOX, sir,' says Ole. Bravo, bravo! You're good
    . at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
    .
    . 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens
    .and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself,
    . taking off everything including her bra and her panties
    . and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I
    . haven't seen a man in over two years!!
    .
    . Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks
    .the doctor.
    .
    .' I put drops in her eyes.'.
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    Aug 5, 2008, 11:38 PM
    Ha Ha... poor Ole :rolleyes:
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    Aug 6, 2008, 09:55 AM
    Yep poor ole.
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