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    Jul 5, 2008, 03:54 PM
    Tired nurse
    One day a very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
    Preparing to write a check; She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

    When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:
    'Well, that's great... that' s just great...
    Some a$$hole's got my pen!'
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    Jul 5, 2008, 05:57 PM
    J_9 will love that one I bet.
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    Jul 5, 2008, 06:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by N0help4u
    J_9 will love that one I bet.
    I thought of that when posting! ;) She probably will! :D J_9... make sure you've got your... PEN!. LOL!
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    Jul 6, 2008, 09:23 AM
    Good one
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    Jul 6, 2008, 09:37 AM
    :D
    Gawd... that's awful. :P
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    Jul 6, 2008, 11:07 PM
    HA HA... nice starby :)
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    Jul 7, 2008, 09:11 AM
    Hahaha... im surprised J_9 hasn't responded yet! :D
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