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    #1

    Jul 3, 2008, 08:47 AM
    The Silent Fart
    An elderly couple was attending church services .

    About halfway through the service, she leaned over and said to her husband, ''I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?''

    He replied, ''Put a new battery in your hearing aid ''
    ;)
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    Jul 3, 2008, 08:52 AM
    ROTFLMAO
    I always get on people, especially my kids, for the fart jokes being crude BUT THAT was a real hoot!
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    Jul 5, 2008, 02:12 PM
    Hahahaha... nice one HG50
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    Jul 6, 2008, 09:26 AM
    Good joke
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    Jul 6, 2008, 09:36 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by N0help4u
    ROTFLMAO
    THAT was a real hoot!
    Lol.
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    Jul 6, 2008, 11:08 PM
    Lmao... :)
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    Jul 6, 2008, 11:11 PM
    It always cracked me up to no end when I lived in Texas and these BIG biker guys would be in the ice house and say, "oh, I ''puted".
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    Feb 12, 2009, 10:23 AM
    Oh that's hilarious
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