[Homegirl 50]

A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the
25th floor.

On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but
Obvious dandruff gets into the elevator.

The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this
Man is.

The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor.

The women watch him exit the elevator. Then the brunette turns to the
Blonde and says, 'God was he good looking, but someone ought to give
Him some Head & Shoulders.'

To which the blonde replies, 'How do you give Shoulders?'

[ChihuahuaMomma]

LMAO... love it... gotta love the blondes!

[friend4u178]

LMAO... nice one HG :)

[Alty]

OMG, I was having a sip of water while reading this, should have known better. Excuse me while I wipe my monitor. :)

[friend4u178]

Blonde and the Policeman...

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.



Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers.



'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.



The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.



The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'



'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.'



The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'


(Your got to love this)


The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.

[friend4u178]

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it, and I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A coupleof hours pass, and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office, and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

'What's so bad now? Are you going to be okay?' he asks.

'No,' exclaims the blonde, 'I just received a horrible call from my sister.

Her mother died, too!'

[simoneaugie]

OMG. Truth, my blonde sister dyed her hair dark brown when she hit twenty. Said that an entirely new group of men began hitting on her. They were understandably shocked when presented with "the golden fleece."

[frangipanis]

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