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    Jun 9, 2008, 04:55 PM
    Cowboy boots
    Stan always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walked into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"

    Bessie looks him over "Nope." Frustrated, Stan storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

    Bessie looks up and says, "Stan, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

    Furious, Stan yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
    IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

    To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Stan. Shoulda bought a hat."
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    Jun 9, 2008, 09:23 PM
    Love it... :)
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    Jun 9, 2008, 11:11 PM
    Got any jokes today friend? :)
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    Jun 9, 2008, 11:15 PM
    Uhhmmmm... no , haven't posted any today FP , been chatting away with the ladies in Alty's daycare. You should come join us (their crazy) https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...222421-71.html

    Oops their so going to see this :)
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