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    Jun 4, 2008, 01:01 PM
    That Darn Cat
    A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day
    By driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
    As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

    The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast
    Out and headed home.
    Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

    He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he
    Thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

    Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
    "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
    Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that SOB on the phone, I'm
    lost and need directions!"
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    #2

    Jun 4, 2008, 01:03 PM
    Lmao!
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    #3

    Jun 4, 2008, 01:15 PM
    Didn't get it.
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    Jun 4, 2008, 01:56 PM
    Lol.. no matter where the guy would leave the cat, it would always come back home... the last time the guy got lost but the cat gott home, so he wanted 2 ask the cat for directions.. lol...
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    Jun 4, 2008, 01:59 PM
    Mmmm wonder how the cat got home. (not to kill the humor)
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    Jun 4, 2008, 04:51 PM
    LMAO... that was funny HG
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    Jun 4, 2008, 05:26 PM
    Very funny :)))
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    Jun 4, 2008, 08:34 PM
    Very very very very funny!
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    Jun 4, 2008, 10:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonador101
    mmmm wonder how the cat got home. (not to kill the humor)
    Uuhhmmmm... I reckon he caught a Bus :)

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