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    May 8, 2008, 07:06 PM
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    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '... And where do you think you're going?'


    She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark
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    May 11, 2008, 12:15 PM
    LMAO! I was not expecting that ending!
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    May 11, 2008, 08:45 PM
    LOLOLOL... oh gosh poor blonds... they get so much crap! (I hear they have a lot of fun though, so it all evens out? )
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    May 11, 2008, 11:00 PM
    Rofl~!!

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