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    May 5, 2008, 06:08 PM
    The Annoying Horse
    Here's what I heard from a wrestling friend

    A Cattle rancher has the worlds most amazing horse. Its award winning and it can do anything! Execpt for 1 thing. It won't say a damn thing. Over the years the rancher gets worried and finnally puts an ad saying "1000 dollars for anyone who can make this horse laugh" So the next day this guys walks in and asks to try out. He goes into the barn and 2 minutes later and says he's done. The rancher amazed goes out to the barn to see her horse laughing likes it no tomorrow so she pays her. Well weeks go by and this horse is STILL laughing. It will not stop laughing and eventually the rancher goes crazy and puts another add out saying "10000 dollars for anyone who can make this horse shut up" so the next morning the Same guys walks in and ask to try it again and the rancher says whatever so he wakls into the barn and 2 minutes later walks out and says done. The rancher completely amazed finally asks HOW"D U DO IT???. the guy replies

    "To make the horse laugh I told him my Penis was bigger than his, to make him shut up I proved it"
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    May 5, 2008, 06:52 PM
    LOL... nice one guy :)
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    May 5, 2008, 06:58 PM
    Very good guy. Hey M. :)
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    May 5, 2008, 07:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Very good guy. Hey M. :)
    Hey Alty :)
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    May 6, 2008, 06:06 AM
    Nice one. Lol
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    May 6, 2008, 12:49 PM
    Hahahaha, Guy, good one!

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