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    Apr 15, 2008, 07:39 PM
    Male or Female?
    Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of

    Non-living objects are actually either male or female.

    Here are some examples:


    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


    TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


    WEB PAGES:
    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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    Apr 16, 2008, 01:18 PM
    Women...


    They're everywhere...

    And that's not necessarily a bad thing
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    Apr 18, 2008, 02:55 PM
    Loved the remote control- LOL!
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    Apr 18, 2008, 03:30 PM
    Thanks!
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    Apr 18, 2008, 10:19 PM
    Heehee! Frined, I can always rely on you for a good laugh:)

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