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    FallenFromGrace Posts: 101, Reputation: 15
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    #1

    Mar 11, 2008, 08:04 AM
    The 6 Answers we've all been waiting for:
    I wanted to post this in the Humor section but was a little concerned about the content.


    FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

    A: It's Braille for ' suck here. '



    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'



    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.



    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...



    AND:



    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE Embarrassment ?
    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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    #2

    Mar 11, 2008, 08:10 AM
    Moved it to humor, it does belong here.

    Quote Originally Posted by FallenFromGrace
    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?
    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
    This remnds me of the 4 most deflating words to a man; "is it in yet?"
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    #3

    Mar 11, 2008, 09:14 AM
    They are funny
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    #4

    Mar 11, 2008, 10:24 AM
    Lmao. That was funny. Nice one. Please keep them coming.
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    #5

    Mar 11, 2008, 08:21 PM
    LOL... nice one's Fallen :-)
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    #6

    Mar 20, 2008, 10:34 PM
    LOL... I hope I never run into a wall

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