[nicki143]

The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking
Round his new parish, after leaving his wife in bed
With the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack of
Cigarettes.
One of the old villagers came up to him and said.
"Good morning Vicar, how be you and the wife?"
The Vicar said, "Good morning my man, I am fine, the
wife is fine also as I left her in bed smoking."
The villager said, "Arr, Vicar, that's the way to fcuk 'em!"

[Scottish2008]

Lol. Good joke

[the1unv]

LOL... I never knew how to spell the f word till now