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Alty · Mar 6, 2008, 05:47 PM

Okay, time for a cat joke;

The Cat and The Husband

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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

rpg219 · Mar 7, 2008, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, time for a cat joke;

Cute one!!

Okay, hope you have a day or two for this list, heehee (As you will see... I am an animal personal all around)

At my home currently...
2 Cats (Tabby and Jezebel) and a Gecko (no name... just gecko, lol)
Tabby is an adopted cat from a vet drop off.. roughly 11 years ago... Jezebel was the "loose" cat that would not leave my job about 4 years ago... someone had to take her :)
The gecko was bought from a breeder about 1 year ago

Left at mom's years ago (I was afraid age and stress of a move would kill them)

3 cats (Rascal, LuLu, and Munchkin) Rascal=stray/17 years old... LuLu=stray/6years old... Munchkin=just kind of appeared two years ago (mom's only animal, lol)

1 dog (Maddie) Airedale terrier... 11 years old... purchased from breeder

1 Bird (African Grey) Misty/ 6 years old... bought from breeder

Yes, I took in every homeless animal as a youngin! Mom hated it... probably even more now that she got "stuck" with most of them, lol.

bushg · Mar 7, 2008, 07:31 AM

Rpg, thanks for the freerice.com link.

mafiaangel180 · Mar 7, 2008, 07:34 AM

I have an inflatable sheep named Sheepie. Does that count? Well... I guess she's more like family than a pet. Lol.

Alty · Mar 7, 2008, 08:09 AM

Mafiaangel - TMI (Too much info). Now I'm picturing you with this inflatable sheep, the images aren't good. AHHHHH!;)

I once found an unidentified critter in the back yard when I was a child, as far as we could tell it was a cross between a hamster and a rat. The poor thing was dying and my Dad and I tried to nurse it back to health, it didn't last a day and is buried in the backyard. My Dad was great, he even bought me a pet mouse once, Mom wasn't at all pleased about that.

mafiaangel180 · Mar 7, 2008, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

Mafiaangel - TMI (Too much info). Now I'm picturing you with this inflatable sheep, the images aren't good. AHHHHH!;)

Hahahaha :) If you're interested in pics let me know. Muahahahaha.

Alty · Mar 7, 2008, 08:23 AM

AGHHHH! No pictures, although they can't be any worse than the ones in my head.

HistorianChick · Mar 7, 2008, 08:26 AM

This IS my cat... YouTube - Wake up Cat

And yet, I'm still a cat person...

mafiaangel180 · Mar 7, 2008, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

AGHHHH! No pictures, although they can't be any worse than the ones in my head.

LMAO, they aren't that BAAAAAH-D!!

Lol couldn't resist.

Alty · Mar 7, 2008, 08:35 AM

HC - I'm still laughing, too cute.

Alty · Mar 7, 2008, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by mafiaangel180

LMAO, they aren't that BAAAAAH-D!!!!!!

lol couldn't resist.

Hee, Hee, Thanks I needed that. Although the thoughts in my head are still tormenting me at least I can laugh about it. That's a good sign, right? I'm not going insane, right? Someone tell me I'm okay. Is anybody out there?? :p

mafiaangel180 · Mar 7, 2008, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hee, Hee, Thanks I needed that. Although the thoughts in my head are still tormenting me at least I can laugh about it. That's a good sign, right? I'm not going insane, right? Someone tell me I'm okay. Is anybody out there?????:p

You are totally crazy! But that's OK... you're in good company. :D

HistorianChick · Mar 7, 2008, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hee, Hee, Thanks I needed that. Although the thoughts in my head are still tormenting me at least I can laugh about it. That's a good sign, right? I'm not going insane, right? Someone tell me I'm okay. Is anybody out there?????:p

Lol... Lets consider the elements:

Blow up
Sheep
Picture

Yeah... I'd say that you're not insane... :)

Course, the elements in MY head at the moment are:

Cute Guy
Canadian
Snowplow
Caffeine

Not much better!

mafiaangel180 · Mar 7, 2008, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by HistorianChick

Lol.... Lets consider the elements:

Blow up
Sheep
Picture

Yeah.... I'd say that you're not insane.... :)

Course, the elements in MY head at the moment are:

Cute Guy
Canadian
Snowplow
Caffeine

Not much better!

I saw her sitting all lonely on a shelf at Spencer's. She was a discount item for crying out loud!! What can I say... I have a soft spot for homeless and unwanted animals.

Alty · Mar 7, 2008, 08:42 AM

HC - Have I filled your head with thoughts of burly, brunette, muscled, cute, Canadian snow plow drivers? At least it's better than sheep. :p

Mafia - I'm feeling better now, really, don't call the men with the padded van and the jacket that does up in the back, I'm fine now. You do believe me right?:D

mafiaangel180 · Mar 7, 2008, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

HC - Have I filled your head with thoughts of burly, brunette, muscled, cute, Canadian snow plow drivers? At least it's better than sheep. :p

Mafia - I'm feeling better now, really, don't call the men with the padded van and the jacket that does up in the back, I'm fine now. You do believe me right?:D

I won't make the call as long as you don't make the call. Lol.

HistorianChick · Mar 7, 2008, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by mafiaangel180

I saw her sitting all lonely on a shelf at Spencer's. She was a discount item for crying out loud!!!! What can I say....I have a soft spot for homeless and unwanted animals.

Spencers? You bought a blow up sheep at Spencers... wow... Mafiaangel... you're awesome. :D I still think my Mother is going to spank me if I go into Spencers... and I'm 28! Sheesh!

Alty · Mar 7, 2008, 08:46 AM

HC - The spanking comment is only going to put thoughts into Mafia's head, after all, who owns the blow up sheep? Lol.

mafiaangel180 · Mar 7, 2008, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by HistorianChick

Spencers?? You bought a blow up sheep at Spencers.... wow..... Mafiaangel... you're awesome. :D I still think my Mother is going to spank me if I go into Spencers.... and I'm 28!! Sheesh!

Yep, god I love the shock factor I get toting her around. Let's put it this way... Sheepie was a big fan of the new Rambo movie.

Seriously. GUYS LOVE THE SHEEP.

mafiaangel180 · Mar 7, 2008, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

HC - The spanking comment is only going to put thoughts into Mafia's head, after all, who owns the blow up sheep? lol.

OUT DAMN THOUGHTS OUT!!