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    FallenFromGrace Posts: 101, Reputation: 15
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    #1

    Feb 26, 2008, 10:30 PM
    Men will be offended
    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.



    1. Men are like.. Laxatives


    They irritate the crap out of you.




    2. Men are like Bananas


    The older they get, the less firm they are.




    3. Men are like Weather


    Nothing can be done to change them.



    4. Men are like... Blenders


    You need One, but you're not quite sure why.




    5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars


    Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.




    6. Men are like... Commercials


    You can't believe a word they say.




    7. Men are like Department Stores


    Their clothes are always 1/2 off!



    8. Men are like... Government Bonds

    They take soooooooo long to mature.




    9. Men are like... Mascara


    They usually run at the first sign of emotion.





    10. Men are like Popcorn


    They satisfy you, but only for a little while.




    11. Men are like Snowstorms


    You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.



    12. Men are like Lava Lamps


    Fun to look at, but not very bright.





    13. Men are like Parking Spots


    All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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    #2

    Feb 26, 2008, 10:47 PM
    Oh my goodness. I know it is not politically correct to laugh, but some of those are just funny. Thanks for sharing.
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    #3

    Feb 26, 2008, 11:02 PM
    Feminazi.
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    FallenFromGrace Posts: 101, Reputation: 15
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    #4

    Feb 26, 2008, 11:04 PM
    Awww.. don't be like that! You didn't laugh? Even a little? Well, heck, I told guys to stay out... OK.. I changed the title to prevent further upset.:rolleyes:
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    #5

    Feb 27, 2008, 05:03 AM
    Lmao. Nice one. Again one up for the women. It made me fall off my chair.
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    #6

    Feb 27, 2008, 05:48 AM
    That's funny. I sent copies to my wife and my daughter, but not my son. He's only twenty and might be damaged by it.
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    #7

    Feb 27, 2008, 10:16 AM
    Good Call, OG. We don't want him thinking about this joke on his next date.;)
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    #8

    Feb 28, 2008, 05:43 PM
    Ha ha funny... I resemble those remarks.
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    #9

    Mar 22, 2008, 04:06 PM
    I liked those... and Im a guy LOL

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