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Feb 13, 2008, 08:22 PM
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"My Dad is gay"
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the
Teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
Teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer
In a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley
With some guy and make love with him for money.
' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
Set the other children to work on some colouring, and took
Little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too
Embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.':p
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Feb 13, 2008, 08:56 PM
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Ha ha
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Feb 13, 2008, 08:57 PM
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Clever but funny lol good story
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Feb 14, 2008, 05:06 AM
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LMAO. This is one of the best ones yet today.
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Feb 14, 2008, 05:41 AM
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LOL!
I have a few friends that will receive this one!
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Feb 14, 2008, 02:26 PM
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LOL, I am chuckling...
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Feb 14, 2008, 02:33 PM
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LOL! That's a good one!
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Feb 14, 2008, 03:09 PM
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HA HA... very good :-)
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Feb 14, 2008, 03:13 PM
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Pretty darn good. Thanks for sharing.
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Mar 22, 2008, 04:48 PM
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LOLOLOL go Islanders
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Apr 5, 2008, 08:33 PM
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Such big dirty knowledge in such a little boy. Good joke
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Apr 13, 2008, 08:54 PM
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Yeah, this was funny!
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Gone, But Not Forgotten
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Apr 20, 2008, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by flossie
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer
in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley
with some guy and make love with him for money.
' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some colouring, and took
little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.':p
Now that's fuunnnyyyy! Go Flames! ;)
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