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    Marydoll Posts: 30, Reputation: 1
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    Jan 29, 2008, 08:25 AM
    Cigarettes and tampons
    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
    She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
    to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
    and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
    :D
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    Jan 29, 2008, 08:39 AM
    Lol thanks for the great joke.
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    Jan 30, 2008, 07:29 AM
    Pay back, loved it.

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