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    Jan 28, 2008, 04:22 PM
    The wall
    Three blokes, an English farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer were all working together one day.

    They came across a lantern and after rubbing it, a Genie pops out of it.
    "I will give you three wishes total, one Wish each" says the Genie.

    The Englishman says "I'm a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in England ."

    POOOOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in England was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a huge wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq , and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state."

    POOOOF! Again with a blink of the Genie's eye there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Aussie engineer says to the Genie "I am very curious, please tell me more about this wall"

    The Genie explains " Well its about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable."

    The Aussie Engineer sits down, opens a beer, smiles and says to the Genie

    "Fill it up with water."
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    Jan 28, 2008, 04:34 PM
    Very clever! Thanks for the chuckle. :)
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    Jan 28, 2008, 04:58 PM
    Hahahahahaha!!
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    Jan 29, 2008, 06:53 AM
    Lol once again you have another great joke. Keep them coming.
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    Jan 29, 2008, 03:41 PM
    Thank scottish , I try my best :-)
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