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    John Da Posts: 195, Reputation: 3
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    Jan 21, 2008, 06:11 AM
    Letter to wife
    Letter from husband to wife...

    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
    54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with you and I
    value you as a good wife.
    Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret
    the fact I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the
    Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before
    midnight.


    On returning home he found the following reply from his wife...

    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this
    opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I
    would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel
    Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18.
    As a successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you
    will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
    difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
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    #2

    Jan 21, 2008, 04:41 PM
    LOL... nice one John :-)
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    #3

    Jan 21, 2008, 07:21 PM
    So funny
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    Feb 15, 2010, 05:25 PM

    Loved it!! That was a good laugh!
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    Feb 15, 2010, 06:29 PM

    Apparently she knew her math better than hubby did!!
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    Feb 16, 2010, 05:26 AM

    Didn't see that coming... good one!

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