[worthbeads]

Here's a letter chain I made! Send it to all of your friends!

>Presidential candidates

>>are kind of like books…

>>>some people are

>>>>interested in them

>>>>>and

>>>>some are not.

>>>You may like one only

>>because you don't

>bother looking at another.

>>Some are black, some are white,

>>>but none

>>>>are Mexican, because that's just ridiculous.

>>>>>Presidential candidates,

>>>>like books,

>>>are

>>often boring,

>and usually only gay people and

>>old people pay attention to them.

>>>And most importantly,

>>>>about half

>>>>>of the time the things they say never

>>>>happen in real life.

>>>So this election season,

>>do everyone a

>favor

>>and stop arguing about politics, and instead

>>>read a book;

>>>>either way you are going to

>>>>>be considered

>>>>a nerd, but at least if you

>>>read a book

>>you won't be called

>an a$$hole.


>>Help start a revolution and

>>>show your patriotism by forwarding this message

>>>>to 10 other people.

>>>>>If you don't help

>>>>Our country will be doomed!

>>>Don't let Lady Liberty down!

[excon]

Hello Worth:

That is one of the most stupidest and racist things I've ever read. Till a few days ago, we DID have a Mexican on the ballot too. You haven't a clue which one, do you? I guess cause he wasn't wearing his sombrero.

excon

[worthbeads]

Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't expect it to be so controversial, even though it is a joke! Now that I think about, no one ever seems to make jokes according to race or state of mind, so I must be a completely racists and bias person. :rolleyes:

[ETWolverine]

Don't worry about excon, Worthbeads. He reads books.

As far as comparisons of politicians to inanimate objects, I happen to think that politicians are like slinkies. Completely useless, but when one of them takes a tumble down the stairs it inevitably causes us to smile.

Or in the tradition of Norm Peterson: "Politicians... can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts."

Elliot