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    nymphetamine Posts: 900, Reputation: 109
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    Jan 4, 2006, 08:58 AM
    Duck Butt. Quack quack.
    I am just full of questions today. I have been excercising and My butt has firmed up but unfortuantly I still have duck Hiney. People stare at my butt all the time and make lewd sexual comments and I don't like the sort of losers it attracts. I have to wear pants that are baggy so they don't look and my step mom complains when I wear stuff like that. How can I get a tiny little celebrity butt very soon? Any suggestions would be helpful please and thank you.
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    Jan 4, 2006, 09:03 AM
    Hey, as long as you cannot set a glass of water on it while you're standing up, then I'm sure it's fine :p

    The tough thing about butt's are that they're solid muscle... so working it out might make it bigger... or even more pronounced!

    I think your idea of wearing clothing that compliments your body is the right way to go.
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    Jan 4, 2006, 09:11 AM
    Keep working out, crankiebabie! I have been there and discovered that exercise helps get rid of the duck! What kind of excercises are you doing?
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    Jan 4, 2006, 09:12 AM
    Im using that gazelle thingy and I do squats and push ups and crunches. That sort of thing.
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    Jan 4, 2006, 09:16 AM
    Cool! Have you thought about something like walking (or jogging)? I found that's what really worked for my butt! And what is a gazelle thingy? Is that one of those things you put your legs in and kind of cross country ski, sortof?
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    Jan 4, 2006, 09:58 AM
    Sort of. You know that annoying blonde guy with the pony tail named Tony little? Yeah he advertises it. It makes your legs go forwards and backwards. That's what firmed my butt up. If I could just get rid of the duck tail I have going that would be great. I don't exactly live in a neighborhood that I wish to jog or walk alone in right now.
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