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    Nov 16, 2005, 10:28 AM
    How to Tell the Sex of a Fly - Humor
    =: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :=

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
    around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "Hunting flies" he responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"

    He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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    Come on, share some jokes too!
    No matter how dreary your life is, humor can be good medicine sometimes..
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    Nov 22, 2005, 03:19 PM
    :) Thanks for the chuckles. My 1/2 century + life can always use a laugh! :p
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    Apr 3, 2009, 08:20 PM

    Lmaoo I like this one hahaha its so cute <3
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