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Worst song lyrics! Post one if You have one!
I would like to nominate shakira, whenever, wherever song,
"Lucky that my breasts Are small and humble So you don't confuse :p Them with mountains" Another one "Leaving was never my proud" R.E.M.S leaving New York Sorry, Michael, but we scoured all of our reference books, and "proud" just doesn't wash as a noun. Lions do live in prides, but we don't see the relevance. |
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Yeah I'm going to step on some sentimental toes, as these were tied to the early mtv "revolution"... but still...
Lets start with... Fish heads, fish heads Rolly, polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up. Yum! Fish Heads - Yahoo! Video |
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Then there's the much better 80's punk-ish song Turning Japanese... a much better song, and fun to sing, but still... the lyrics aren't what most would say are top notch... I s'pose I'm including this because its fun to watch the old video too...
MySpaceTV Videos: The Vapors "Turning Japanese" by Mathieu |
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Lets start with...
Fish heads, fish heads Rolly, polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up. Yum! Wow totally forgot about barnes and barnes... lmao... I remembered why I forgot about this song after I was reminded of this video!! We actually loved this... I guess we were all fish heads for thinking this was cool... OMG!! Fish Heads - Yahoo! Video[/QUOTE] |
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Loudon Wainwright III had a gem called, "Dead Skunk"
Crossin' the highway late last night He should have looked left and he should have looked right He didn't see the station wagon car The skunk got squashed and there you are! You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high Heaven! Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose! Roll up yer window and hold yer nose You don't have to look and you don't have to see 'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high Heaven! Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon The blood and the guts they're going to make you swoon! You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high Heaven! C'mon stink! You got it! It's dead, it's in the middle Dead skunk in the middle! Dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high heaven! All over the road, technicolor man! Oh, you got pollution It's dead, it's in the middle And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven! |
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B.E.P.'s
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) followed by... I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. and... Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. You can look but you can't touch it, If you touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama just in case we didn't know what it was about... My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) In the back and in the front (lumps) and still... What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. =P |
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And who could EVER forget samwell's What (in the butt)... sorry, he just creeeeeeeps me out... again, not mainstream off the shelf music...
Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" Video |
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"Slowly walking down the hall / Faster that a canonball" Oasis, Champagne Supernova;
Stolen from THIS ARTICLE, If you read it, make sure you read the comments too, some brilliant suggestions in there too! |
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Here's some SACRED ground... my wife's italian relatives would string me up for talking smack about a classic... but OK...
"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's amore!" OK so the moon looks bigger when you're in love, but really... like pizza?? So when you are having culinary celestial hallucinations, that's when you are in love? Can I get it with cheesy crust and a garlic dip on the side? |
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 Originally Posted by kp2171
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Karma karma karma karma karma chamelion, you come and go, you come and go?? Lol its stupid and ets not forget the classic that is...
I like big buts and I cannot lie, You other brothers can't deny When a girl walks in With an itty bitty waist And that round thing in your face You get sprung Got to pull up chuck... U get the drift... the whole song is ridiculous! But good entertainment |
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They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa
From: Dr. Demento's Delights Warner Bros. 1975 BS 2855 0698 Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to Leave because I'd go berserk? Well... You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be Happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're Coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said That losing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT?? I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and Laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket Weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're Coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you In the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!! And... They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy To see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming To take me away, ha-haaa!! To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket Weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're Coming to take me away, ha-haa!! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out) Hey, buddy! Yes officer.. You a head? No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha... Original recording by Napoleon XIV |
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