[John Da]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
Plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
And once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag..."
"Darn!" says the little old lady... "I'd better go back
and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get
all that money? Did you steal it? "
"Oh, no," says the little old lady.
"You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the
football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the
bushes, right into my flower beds!
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes,
I yell, $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay." :D :D

[CaptainRich]

Ouch!