[friend4u178]

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and

He saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he

Rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.



Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people

bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who

bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".



"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied

Spielberg.



In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank

the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."



Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the

ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all

the same."

[magprob]

That's amazing. And I suppose Robert Hindenberg was the singer for German Zeppelin, a rip off Led Zeppelin. Their only hit, "Whole Lotta Schnitzel"

[friend4u178]

That's amazing. And I suppose Robert Hindenberg was the singer for German Zeppelin, a rip off of Led Zeppelin. Their only hit, "Whole Lotta Schnitzel"

Very good Mag :-)

[benn11]

Haha, Nice one