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    Oct 23, 2007, 11:26 AM
    Getting Old
    A group of senior citizens were talking at the breakfast table in a Florida nursing home.

    "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

    "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can barely even see my cup of coffee," replied another.

    "I can't turn my head because of arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which many nodded weakly.

    "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another continued.

    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," commented yet another lady, and again they all nodded in agreement.

    Then there was a short moment of silence.

    "Well it could be worse," said one old woman with resolute cheerfulness.

    "Thank God we can all still drive." :p :p :p :p

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