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    Oct 13, 2007, 07:26 PM
    Some VERY short books and short films inspired by our times
    Some more very short books AND their accompanying movie adaptations


    1) The complete Iraqi WMD photo album
    by Donald Rumsfeld

    Original title: "Don't look at me! I thought WMD's were a deli sandwich!"

    a great short film as well: YouTube - RUMSFELD'S BEST

    2) What I recall about the firing of 7 US Attorneys
    By Alberto Gonzales

    Also released in Poland under the title: "Hey, I was told they were all just getting canned for sexual reasons!"

    The gripping short film: YouTube - I Don't Recall - Alberto Gonzales Hearing

    3) Field hunting safety manual for bird shooting
    By Richard "D" Cheney

    Original title: "On second thought, he did look pretty well dressed - for a quail!"

    YouTube - *EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!* Cheney Hunting

    4) The Post-Katrina Action manual - (rolled up sleeves included)
    Also penned by Richard Cheney and "Brownie"

    Was originally titled: "That low pressure system does look a bit...large!"

    Very Short Film Version: YouTube - Heck of a job Brownie

    4B) The tear-jerking sequel: YouThttp://youtube.com/watch?v=p3SemYQH-8o

    4) The complete Bathroom Etiquette guide By Senator Craig (Idaho)

    In paperbook in France it translates to: "The subtle allure of a wide stance."

    The Short film: YouTube - If Larry Craig were Gay

    5) I Have a Plan
    By George W. Bush

    (Sometimes confused with I have a dream.)

    Original title: "Mission Accomplished."

    And the film version by Dave Chapelle: YouTube - BLACK BUSH
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    Oct 13, 2007, 07:49 PM
    Hehehe. Great post, Ash. Thank you!

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