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    Sep 28, 2007, 04:24 AM
    You might be a REDNECK if
    Your thoughts about REDNECKS, fill in the rest of this


    You might be a REDNECK if________:D
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    Sep 28, 2007, 05:00 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mr.yet

    You might be a REDNECK if________:D
    ... if you are a victim of identity theft... and your credit score goes up!
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    Sep 28, 2007, 05:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mr.yet
    You might be a REDNECK if________:D
    ... if you mow the front lawn and find a broken down car!
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    Sep 28, 2007, 05:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mr.yet
    You might be a REDNECK if________:D
    ... if the estimated value of your pickup truck fluctuates with the fuel level!
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    #5

    Sep 28, 2007, 05:07 AM
    If your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
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    #6

    Sep 28, 2007, 05:08 AM
    If directions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."
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    #7

    Sep 28, 2007, 05:37 AM
    If you drive a Supped up red truck
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    #8

    Sep 28, 2007, 05:38 AM
    If you hear a mooo in the morning
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    #9

    Sep 28, 2007, 06:14 AM
    If your family tree has no branches.
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    #10

    Sep 28, 2007, 06:21 AM
    You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
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    #11

    Sep 28, 2007, 06:25 AM
    You go to your family reunion looking for a date
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    #12

    Sep 28, 2007, 06:26 AM
    You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen Start your Engines".
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    Sep 28, 2007, 06:31 AM
    Your Dad walks you to school cause he is in the same grade.


    You wear a tube top to a funeral

    People often mistake you for an Elvis impersonator

    You cried the day your son tapped his first keg

    You know how to fit 3 baby seats in the back of a Trans Am
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    Sep 28, 2007, 09:11 AM
    You might be a redneck if:
    You break your New Years resolution by eating a booger.
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    Sep 28, 2007, 10:10 AM
    You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wife's birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.
    :) :D :o
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    Sep 28, 2007, 10:11 AM
    You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are
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    #17

    Sep 28, 2007, 10:12 AM
    Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite.
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    #18

    Sep 28, 2007, 10:13 AM
    You can't wait for the Saturday night square dance.
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    #19

    Sep 28, 2007, 10:14 AM
    You put a Clapper on your headlights.
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    #20

    Sep 28, 2007, 10:14 AM
    You don't change your socks until the first pair rots off.
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