[Lenovo]

I was just curious to hear some of the most awkward situations people have been in. Mine, so far was, I bought an adult video at a video store, and at the same time my girlfriend walked in to rent a movie.

[rankrank55]

How about being the manager of a video store that happens to have a porn room... aahhhhh awkwardness all of the time. I have men who are in their 60's and 70's come up to me and ask where they can find the adult movies. One of the most awkward experiences I had with the adult movies however was when I received a phone call from a young boy. He told me that he was gay and that no one knew it but he NEEDED gay porn. He went as far as asking me to set a porn outside of the store for him and he would walk by and get it and leave a $20 bill. Of course, I turned him down and told him he needed to wait until he was 18 and of course, he cried... very awkward.

[Fr_Chuck]

I was at a family event, Went into a bathroom in a county setting, after I sat down, I noticed the "hose" on the sink moved, it was a large snake rapped around the pipes of the sink.

Well I came out very quckly, pants were not as fast.

[nicespringgirl]

This summer I went to my friend's wedding, I caught the bouquet!
It's like giving a monk a hair brush,LOL.
I really appreciate that, but it's a little bit awkward, because everyone at the wedding knows I am the only single one.

[JoeCanada76]

In grade three I was laughing so so much that I let gas out, really really loud. The whole class heard it and probably the class beside us. The funny thing is the teacher punished me by making me sit beside her, hahaha. I wish I had some gas left I would have made her regret that decision. It was funny but embarrassing at the same time.

Joe

[Nez]

I was talking many years ago,about an old boss of mine to a group of friends,plus a few of "their friends",when I said what a complete slave driver boss X was,and what a miserable bore he was,and how I wish he would go out of business.We all laughed.Then this one person added:"Your right....my dad does have an attitude problem!!"

Oh dear. :o

[ashleysb]

A few years ago I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. I have a half-brother who is much younger than me, I think he was about six years old at the time. We all were sitting around the table eating dinner, when my brother asked my mom if he could ask her a serious question. He began to tell us this story that he heard some older boys at school talking about something and he was curious what it was. So my mom said, "Well what is your question?" My brother said, "What"s a vagino" I was so embarrassed! But my mom, completely calm said, "Hmmm... I'm not sure. I think maybe it is a city in China." So still to this day we joke about going to Vagino, China!

[hotcakesnsyrup]

Well, one time, I had just gotten out of the shower, and I was sitting on my bed shaving my legs, I hadn't put anything on yet, and my dad walked in supposedly to ask me something, but when he saw me, he spun around real fast and said "sorry! I came up to ask you something, but I forget what it buns, I mean was" Talke about being embarrassed, me and my dad kept it from my mom, up till the day I moved out.

[Treeny]

Went to Duncan doughnuts then airport to pick a friend up, I walked through the airport
And every one kept checking out my but, I thought wow My but must look good in these jeans. When I met my friend and she walked behind me she started laughing like a hyena. I had a doughnut wrapper stuck to my but

[Stringer]

I was at a family event, Went into a bathroom in a county setting, after I sat down, I noticed the "hose" on the sink moved, it was a large snake rapped around the pipes of the sink.

Well I came out very quckly, pants were not as fast.

That's funny Fr_Chuck, keep 'um coming.

Stringer

[Stringer]

This summer I went to my friend's wedding, I caught the bouquet!
It's like giving a monk a hair brush,LOL.
I really appreciate that, but it's a lil bit awkward, coz everyone at the wedding knows I am the only single one.

Question Nicespringgirl; If you were the only single girl there then were you standing there by yourself? And if not then why would the other girls be interested in catching it?

Just curious,

Stringer

[nicespringgirl]

Question Nicespringgirl; If you were the only single girl there then were you standing there by yourself? And if not then why would the other girls be interested in catching it?

Just curious,

Stringer

Well, they have bfs or engaged. I consider single as no boyfriend.

[nauticalstar420]

-sigh-

This is really embarrassing, but when I was in Kindergarten I went to Christian school. We had to wear dresses and little girl tights under our dresses. For those of you that don't know, tights are like nylons for little kids. So anyway, we were outside for P.E. and I had to go pee really bad. My teacher wouldn't let me go because we were in the middle of a soccer game, so I had to hold it for so long that I peed my pants right there on the soccer field. Can you imagine peeing your pants with little nylons on? Lol.. it sucked! Then I was known as pee pee girl until we moved.. lol.

[gallivant_fellow]

This story takes place a few years ago when my little brother was about six. Well, I have black hair, but my little brother has super blonde hair (different dads). He was always getting upset because whenever he got mad, nobody could tell because his eyebrows are almost invisible . So, one day, my family was joking with him about something after dinner and he got all angry and went upstairs.

When he came back down, he had huge, black, angy markered on eyebrows accompanied by a look of infernal rage! He was serious and really meant business!! But those black, marker eyebrows slanting angrily over his eyes while this obviously serious boy gave us all the death stare made my whole family laugh so hard we almost died!

[crazy_kendall3]

I was in class talking about some TV show I flipped through the night before. And our class is very very loud. So I was telling about 5 people in our class what I saw. 2 guys, getting spanked my 2 other guys, and one of them was doing the nasty with another guy. Haha well this next part I said was : "How gross is that.. could you imagine walking in on those guys basically having gay sex? Gosh, tv has changed.. its like i can't flip through the tv without watching gay porn!!" lol well when I said.. watching gay porn.. everything got really quiet.. and my boyfriend was like you watch WHAT? Lol I told everyone in the room what happened.. but still to this day.. if I see a gay couple, my friends would push me towards them saying Kendall, go to your people! How rude, and prejudice! :/ but extremely awkward.

[Mac18]

Mine would have to be after I left my ex gf's house as not even a min after I left her mum said she is going to have her put on the pill than I had to talk to her a few days Ayer awkard as hell

[shazamataz]

Walking into the adult store with my partner only to find some people I went to high school with already in there... Okay so that's not that bad, but what made me turn beet red was when the store attendant turned to us and said "Ahhh back again so soon?".

[classyT]

Geesh, my middle name should be awkward. I remember going to lunch with a group of highfalooten doctors and their wives. The wives were snooty and always draped in diamonds and expensive clothes. I had on an avon necklace and budget pair of heels. I was snubbed to say the least. Anyway, we walked into a small , expensive restaurant and the door closed on the back of my heels. I didn't know it. I tried to walk and instead I flipped right out of them! I was sprawled out in a dress and on the floor of the restaurant barefoot. My heels were waiting for me ever so neatly caught by the door. CLASSY ;)

[Aurora_Bell]

So I just started dating this older fellow, super nice guy. My parents knew I was dating someone, and they kept hounding me for the introduction. I just wasn't ready to go there yet. Well, I should have been more open to ME introducing them. We ummm bumped into my parents at the walmart... in the family planning isle with 3 different boxes of condoms in our hands... Yikes. Awkward. Wordt part, I automatically threw the box I was holding down on the gorund like it was on fire. We all kind of stood in silence looking at the box and back and forth between each other until my father finally said, "Well my name's "R", nice to meet you, hope to see you again soon...somewhere else".