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    CaptainRich Posts: 4,492, Reputation: 537
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    #1

    Jul 30, 2007, 05:51 AM
    Any advise?
    Last night, I planted bird seed. This morning there was a bird. What do I feed it?
    :p :p
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    #2

    Jul 30, 2007, 05:55 AM
    I advise you stop telling jokes :p :p
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    #3

    Jul 31, 2007, 10:41 PM
    Yea? Well last night I planted Pussywillow seeds. When what ever is going to grow, grows, I'll feed your bird to it.
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    #4

    Jul 31, 2007, 10:43 PM
    Hot dogs of course!
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    #5

    Aug 1, 2007, 01:48 AM
    I suppose birdseed would not be the answer , now would it?
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    #6

    Aug 1, 2007, 03:38 AM
    Bird seed! :D
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    #7

    Aug 1, 2007, 06:14 PM
    Aw cute joke.
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    #8

    Aug 1, 2007, 06:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    Yea? Well last night I planted Pussywillow seeds. When what ever is going to grow, grows, I'll feed your bird to it.
    Are you the dude that gave me my first prank phone call almost 30 years ago? :eek:
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    #9

    Aug 1, 2007, 07:19 PM
    Yea, it was me. Remember the time I called asking for Mike Hunt?
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    #10

    Jul 25, 2008, 10:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    Yea? Well last night I planted Pussywillow seeds. When what ever is going to grow, grows, I'll feed your bird to it.
    That's so witty man!! hahahah am rollicking here! too good!
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    #11

    Jul 25, 2008, 05:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    Yea, it was me. Remember the time I called asking for Mike Hunt?
    Didn't he used to live with Jenny Taylor:confused:
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    #12

    Jul 25, 2008, 10:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainRich
    Last night, I planted bird seed. This morning there was a bird. What do I feed it?
    :p :p

    That was really funny! Lol
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    Aug 26, 2008, 09:56 AM
    Funny... some of these old jokes are coming out of the woods? LOL


    I had a Jenny Taylor and a Mike Hunt that went to my high school... now that is crazy, and HILARIOUS!
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    Aug 26, 2008, 07:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainRich
    Last night, I planted bird seed. This morning there was a bird. What do I feed it?
    :p :p

    I get it, and it is soooo funny!

    Like the saying goes; Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic...

    What you posted is classic

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