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    Jul 26, 2007, 06:06 AM
    Home Depot
    Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their
    Carts around Home Depot when they collide.

    The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about
    that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
    where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
    I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
    desperate."

    The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each
    other. What does your wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall,
    with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight
    white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

    The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look
    for yours."
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    Jul 26, 2007, 06:46 PM
    HAHAHAHA! LMA0! That's soooo awesome!!!:D
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    Jul 27, 2007, 04:52 AM
    Hahaha, but not good for the old lady Ha? :D
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    Jul 30, 2008, 11:02 AM
    Awesome!

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