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    benn11 Posts: 1,036, Reputation: 43
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    Jun 27, 2007, 02:03 AM
    Father forgive me for I have sinned
    A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave
    The confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from
    Across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told
    Him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to
    Come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show
    Him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the
    Confessional.

    A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says,
    "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

    The priest asks,
    "What did you do?"

    The woman says,
    "I committed adultery."

    Priest,
    "How many times?"

    Woman,
    "Three times."

    Priest,
    "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

    A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says,
    "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

    Priest,
    "What did you do?"

    Man,
    "I committed adultery."

    Priest,
    "How many times?"

    Man, "Three times."

    Priest,
    "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

    The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the
    Priest leaves.

    A few minutes later another woman enters and says,
    "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

    Rabbi,
    "What did you do?"

    Woman,
    "I committed adultery."

    Rabbi,
    "How many times?"

    Woman,
    "Once."

    Rabbi,
    "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for
    $5."
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    Jun 27, 2007, 06:09 AM
    I bet that man was thinking ? But I also bet he was like "well.... maybe I should confess more often!"

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