[flossie]

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."

[flossie]

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

The ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said,

"that's my pet rooster chuck. Wherever i go, chuck goes."

"i'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent.

"we can't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.

He sat down next to two old widows named mildred and marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm.. . The old farmer
Unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

"marge," whispered mildred.

"what?" said marge.

"i think the guy next to me is a pervert."

"what makes you think so?" asked marge?

"he undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered mildred.

"well, don't worry about it", said marge.. "at our age we've seen 'em all"

"i thought so too", said mildred,

"but this one's eatin' my popcorn!"

[Just_Another_Lemming]

Well Flossie, I am a big fan of Men in Black but I don't remember that joke. I guess I am getting senile. I think both jokes were great! I needed a laugh after doing yard work all day. Thanks! :)

[Cat1864]

Well Flossie, I am a big fan of Men in Black but I don't remember that joke. I guess I am getting senile. I think both jokes were great! I needed a laugh after doing yard work all day. Thanks! :)

It's when they are sitting in the restaurant after K 'flashes' James. All you get is the punchline, as James comes around.

Flossie, I love the jokes. :)

[flossie]

I'm glad I can bring a smile to your faces :)

[shazamataz]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I've always wondered what the joke from MIB was, thank you!! :D