[curlybenswife]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.... "

[J_9]

LMAO, that is a good one!!

[Allheart]

Too funny there CBW!

[curlybenswife]

Giggle if only huh can you imagine the guys face lol

[Allheart]

**this is a little funny added to your funny*** I saw your post and said aloud... oh great, now who upset her!! LOL Then I looked at the category and went oh whew :) hee hee.

[J_9]

I did the same thing AH!!

I got worried someone else was picking on our lovely Laura!

[J_9]

Allheart agrees: LMAO - I really thought that. And this time the heels where coming off :)

Heels!! Sheesh, I was about to unlock the hubby's gun safe an go on my own safari!!

[curlybenswife]

Giggle all my lovely ladys were ready with there size twenty boots I love you guys xx

[J_9]

We take care of our loved ones!

[Synnen]

That was my first thought, too, and I missed the first one!

I had a baseball bat out and ready to swing before I started reading :)

[curlybenswife]

Oh man you girls crack me up so much wheres joe when you need him huh ;)

[Allheart]

You betta CBW - the girls were and are ready. You hear that future flakes.. hmmm

Yes, just where is Joseph??

[curlybenswife]

Giggle he is probably playing with Joshua I knoe wifey is cooking dinner :D