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    Jun 29, 2007, 08:47 PM
    A redneck family goes to town.
    A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were
    In a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
    Strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
    Everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
    Could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno.
    I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got
    no idea'r what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
    Lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
    Button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
    The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
    Number above the walls light up sequentially.

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
    Numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
    Again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped
    Out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
    Son,

    "Boy....................go git cha Momma.................... "
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    Jun 29, 2007, 09:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were
    in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
    strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
    everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
    could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno.
    I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got
    no idea'r what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
    lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
    button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
    The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
    number above the walls light up sequentially.

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
    numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
    again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped
    out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
    son,

    "Boy....................go git cha Momma.................... "
    Ok mag lol I give you this one, I am a former redneck from the coal mine towns of Kentucky. Tho we did have leevaters when I was a youngun.

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