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  • Oct 2, 2009, 12:02 PM
    excon

    Hola otra vez, Hoosti:

    Que paso con tigo. Si, es solamenta un quarto para tu y yo. Que romatico. Dame un besso. Right here. I mean aqui. Tu es muy bonito.

    Ex
  • Oct 4, 2009, 04:43 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Ok, Exie, in order of importance:

    1. Toilet paper.
    2. Coffee.
    3. Coffee creamer.

    Everything else is moot when you get old.
  • Oct 4, 2009, 05:06 PM
    excon

    Hi twink:

    I CAN'T deny it... But, after you take care of your business, what'rya going to dunk in your creamed coffee?

    excon
  • Oct 4, 2009, 05:58 PM
    twinkiedooter

    I don't know. Have to wake up first before I can consider even making an important decision like that! Gosh... that's a real toughie. I don't wake up for at least an hour after I open my eyes in the morning and then I have to toss down at least 2 cups of motor oil coffee.
  • Oct 5, 2009, 12:50 AM
    Gemini54
    What came to my mind immediately was:

    "Don't $hit in your own backyard".

    I have no idea why I thought that in response to excon's post... late in the day... need a drink...
  • Oct 5, 2009, 07:25 AM
    excon

    Hello G

    I think you got it. My BEST thoughts slam into my head just as soon as I've emptied it of "important" stuff.

    excon
  • Oct 6, 2009, 05:57 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Uh, what do I dunk in my coffee?? I tried cake but that melts into a big mass of goo. Then I tried cheesecake and that, too, melts into a mass of goo. The only thing that holds up being dunked really is stale donuts.

    What do YOU dunk in your motor oil coffee in the morning, Exie, dear? May you can give me an idea of what I've been missing all these years.
  • Oct 6, 2009, 07:17 PM
    excon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    What do YOU dunk in your motor oil coffee in the morning, Exie, dear?

    G'morning, twink:

    I LOVE Crispy Crème glazed doughnuts... They're soft and gushie, and they sweeten the coffee just perfectly... But, don't tell anybody. It'll ruin my street cred.

    Ex

    PS> They're ALMOST like cake.

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