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I am SO marketing this...

JESUS MUD. Cleanse yourself with this stuff and you'll be all holy like. Want to heal the sick, raise the dead, and turn water into wine? THIS IS FOR YOU!

... I...

So what you're saying is...

... some people are worshiping the wrong thing? It's not Jesus, it's the mud?!

The Charming Tradition of Warts

Should help... maybe. It consists of getting an eel and such...

I really think liquid nitrogen is probably easier, and more readily available...

... I didn't know the natives used yiddish, who knew?

... I'm sorry, but I think... it's a bit ridiculous that the man spit on his finger and then traced your wart with it.

... perhaps he wanted to just touch your wart?

Medically speaking, there...