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Trying to think of silly stories...
Here's a true one:
Cheyenne Mountain, NORAD's secure military site inside a mountain in CO, built to withstand a 30 megaton bomb.
A friend of mine worked there...

This is just a variation on the lovestruck guy going off to join the French Foreign Legion.

Leaving the US is now your top priority?
What happened to your undying love?

Tying your plans to the dollar and the national debt is just looking for excuses.
It's like sitting on a park bench with a truck idling in front of you, spewing out diesel fumes, and you won't...