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    I'm no expert, but my '84 Honda Civic did that....

    I'm no expert, but my '84 Honda Civic did that. The dealership said that there was nothing wrong. I put in gas treatment. It was a small bottle we bought and just emptied it into the gas tank. It...
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    Please don't slap labels on me. If it is only my...

    Please don't slap labels on me. If it is only my issue then why aren't American women even aware of how wonderful a bidet can be. And why are they so unaffordable compared with a toilet.

    Why...
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    No, a bidet is not for douching. It is for a...

    No, a bidet is not for douching. It is for a quick wash of the private parts, and you can leave your shirt and bra on.

    Not saying that anything about the female body is bad. Just that bacteria...
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    Doesn't go up too much. There's a little shower...

    Doesn't go up too much. There's a little shower thing that you can opt to turn on in the middle. It rinses off the outside pretty well.
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    Tee Hee! Glacial water rocks!

    Tee Hee! Glacial water rocks!
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    Camping trips are for those who can't afford a...

    Camping trips are for those who can't afford a nice resort. But us campers have plenty of fun. We devise ingenious methods for cleaning everything, from dishes on down.
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    You make good points. Americans are uber clean....

    You make good points. Americans are uber clean. "We clean ourselves up in between as needed," you said. And that is the point. Europeans do selectively wash and need fewer showers as a result.

    How...
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    Wash cloths and soap are fine, but more of...

    Wash cloths and soap are fine, but more of something I'd use on a camping trip. An abundance of warm accessible water is what, a luxury for those who keep nasty company?

    My dad thinks that bidets...
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    Sure rubber stuff catches and contains semen. But...

    Sure rubber stuff catches and contains semen. But if the woman is aroused, or a lubricant is used the area stays messy. Messy reeks! Moist and icky after you used one to wash? Weren't there any...
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    You could try that button! But, I think that most...

    You could try that button! But, I think that most of us ladies would prefer at least a try at understanding or even the teensiest tweak of empathy before your insecurities are pinned to your jacket.
  11. Get on top. Control the amount of penetration and...

    Get on top. Control the amount of penetration and maximize your own clitoral stimulation. If you do not have an orgasm, neither should he be able to do what feels best for him.

    Give and take. And...
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    Why don't Americans have bidets?

    You would think that with all the men complaining about lack of sex, they would at least try to figure it out.

    When a woman has sex, the vagina gets messy. Being a warm, damp mucus membrane,...
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    You're playing her game. The drama is playing...

    You're playing her game. The drama is playing you.

    Quit worrying about how she feels, how her mom will react. Take care of you!

    Yes, give her space; change your phone number and quit trying...
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    Tell us your age. It's against the rules to give...

    Tell us your age. It's against the rules to give sexual advise to anyone under 18.
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    Yes, some girls get hair that early. Doesn't the...

    Yes, some girls get hair that early. Doesn't the hair grow before menstruation starts? It's sad that I can't remember... Myself anyway.

    My youngest started pubic hair growth around 11, then...
  16. Tell him that you want to have an orgasm before...

    Tell him that you want to have an orgasm before he does. Does he know that you do not? He needs to know!

    Many men, because orgasm is pretty darn easy for them during "normal" coitus think that it...
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    Comment on CravenMorhead's post

    ESL is all, I think.
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    The other posted questions were long ago. Although they may be similar in factual ways, they are different in terms of human relationships, moral obligations and financial behavior. What we have here...
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    If you want to be with her, just be prepared for...

    If you want to be with her, just be prepared for everything you just described to happen again. Even if she stays clean, she will always be an addict. If she is up front about herself, attending...
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    Sleeping on a towel or two can help to protect...

    Sleeping on a towel or two can help to protect your sheets. Missing school is not good. A visit to a gynecologist, just to make sure everything is okay is a good idea. What does you Mom say?
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    Sorry you had to wait a few days for an answer....

    Sorry you had to wait a few days for an answer. The gain of belly fat and acne suggests to me that you are eating junk food. Even if you aren't, somehow your liver is being taxed. That's my...
  22. People become more of themselves as they get...

    People become more of themselves as they get older. Picture yourself with him in 20 years.

    His put-downs and controlling behavior is a sickness he has. He is not better, more healthy, blah, blah...
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    Go right up to him in class. Smile and say...

    Go right up to him in class. Smile and say "wasn't that weird?" Laugh and go to your desk. Treat him like a friend 'cause he is one now, whether you're the girl he said he liked or not.

    It won't...
  24. Question: A-Z Game

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    Men smell the same, by the way. Because the male...

    Men smell the same, by the way. Because the male genitals are dry, the smell is far less noticeable.

    You might try showering together. Then, if that helps, tell her how much you like her...
  26. Watching porn can make your penis seem too small....

    Watching porn can make your penis seem too small. So don't watch it. The stars are usually quite large.

    Large penises are a sign of power in the minds of many men.

    The ability to lift heavy...
  27. Don't let him get his until you get yours. He'll...

    Don't let him get his until you get yours. He'll figure out what works for you!

    If that means no penis in the vagina, so be it. His goal is to put it there... Your orgasm means he can.
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    Alcohol switches emotion and intellect. Drink...

    Alcohol switches emotion and intellect. Drink enough and thinking rationally goes down the tube. That doesn't mean you're stupid, or that you were stupid. It means that alcohol took over and made you...
  29. Sex in the butt can feel really good if it's done...

    Sex in the butt can feel really good if it's done right. I'm a girl, so I don't have a prostate gland but rectal stimulation of that gland can be out of this world, I'm told. Have you gotten pleasure...
  30. I wish I were in Your shoes. I grew up with...

    I wish I were in Your shoes. I grew up with horses and ponies, before the cost was so high. Of course, Mom paid for everything.

    Cats are different than dogs, are different than ferrets, are...
  31. I tend to need the slow stuff to orgasm. However,...

    I tend to need the slow stuff to orgasm. However, I realize that it's important for my hubby to be spontaneous sometimes. It's an animal thing.

    When we talked about it we compromised. He can have...
  32. Question: Sex Life: MIA

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    Would he be willing to pick out some erotica for...

    Would he be willing to pick out some erotica for you? Getting a book for the girlfriend is no big deal for many men. Thumbing through and choosing a really good one might piqué his interest.
  33. cometothis, have you tried humming while giving...

    cometothis, have you tried humming while giving her oral?
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    I'd put them each in his own crate. The crates...

    I'd put them each in his own crate. The crates can be side by side so that they know they're not alone. If they are separate, you will soon know who the pooper is.

    Dogs do remember what they did,...
  35. Dog pee is alkaline. To neutralize it, the...

    Dog pee is alkaline. To neutralize it, the vinegar, which is acidic should have worked, or you can try lemon juice.

    Did you really saturate the floor? Maybe the pee has gotten down to your...
  36. Being gay and believing in God are fine....

    Being gay and believing in God are fine. Believing in hell is the mistake.

    If you believe that you were made in the image of God, then God is gay as well as straight, female as well as male. God...
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    Just to clear things up, the clitoris does become...

    Just to clear things up, the clitoris does become erect. So females can and do get erections.

    Avoid masturbating for a while and see if that helps.
  38. Which is more important: Where you wish to live...

    Which is more important: Where you wish to live or how you wish to live?

    My friend was having similar struggles until her brother described life as rowing a canoe upstream. You can fight the...
  39. Good rant, You express yourself well. "Calm...

    Good rant, You express yourself well.

    "Calm down," can be a dangerous thing for a guy to say when his partner is upset. But maybe that's all he knows to say? He may not understand why you get...
  40. You could try getting her the grass, or turf in a...

    You could try getting her the grass, or turf in a box. My puppies liked to chew on their wee pads too. Newspaper might be less tempting to chew on too.

    She might be trying to train you to get up...
  41. Wow, I think I know exactly what you mean. But...

    Wow, I think I know exactly what you mean. But maybe not because I don't fully understand the term working memory learning disability.

    In high school I tried my outgoing sister's advise, "just...
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    The female body is enhanced by orgasms....

    The female body is enhanced by orgasms. Masturbation is your best friend right now. Keep those juices flowing.
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    My Mom married as a virgin, to a virgin. Neither...

    My Mom married as a virgin, to a virgin. Neither believes in oral sex or masturbation. My Mom lived a very unhappy sexual life, always wanting it more. She told me all about it. Thanks Mom!

    They...
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    Make goals. Like in 3 months you can change your...

    Make goals. Like in 3 months you can change your work schedule. Mark off the days on a calendar and plan a celebration for when you can make the change.

    Put money aside for that house you're going...
  45. While I'd agree that your instincts are probably...

    While I'd agree that your instincts are probably going the right way, what you described when you talked to him about it pricked my ears.

    If he is an analytical person, his reactions to your...
  46. We women frequently fake it. And yes, it is...

    We women frequently fake it. And yes, it is lying. However, men want to think they're great and letting them in on the truth can be scary, especially if lies have been the norm.

    I've lost count of...
  47. Unemotionally patient make sense to me if he is...

    Unemotionally patient make sense to me if he is an analyst type of person. If he is logical and rational and calm as opposed to being emotional, that's his personality. Getting weird feelings about...
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    I don't think you're having orgasms, just getting...

    I don't think you're having orgasms, just getting close.

    One thing you could try is masturbation, with panties on and your fingers tapping. That's all, just an occasional tap. Of course you're...
  49. Are you expecting that selfless, maternal...

    Are you expecting that selfless, maternal welcoming from her? Some women are born totally without it. They are not "mothers," just other human beings.

    She says that you remind her of your dad. She...
  50. This man sounds like he has serious insecurity,...

    This man sounds like he has serious insecurity, control and anger issues. My advise? Run like he11!

    Once alone and free of his crud you can begin to explore your own fantasies and bodily reactions...
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