This is funny too. ________________________________ ________________________________ What do retired people do all day?? Well , for example , the other day my wife and I wentinto town and went into a shop. We were only there for about 5 minutes. We came out , there was a cop writing out a parkingticket. We went up to him and said'Come on mate, how aboutgiving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket . I called him a Nazi Turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket forworn tyres.. So my wife called him a S**t head. He finished writing the second ticket and put it on thewind shield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on forabout twenty minutes or more. The more we abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care.We came into town on the bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we areretired. It's important at our age!