A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,
And finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular
Cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of
Cappuccino from her Thermos, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens
The voice bellowed,

“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of
The ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
“IS THAT YOU LORD?”

The voice replied,

“NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK.”

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Originally Posted by magprob

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,
and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular
cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of
cappuccino from her Thermos, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens
the voice bellowed,

“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of
the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
“IS THAT YOU LORD?”

The voice replied,

“NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK.”

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Okay, you want to do blonde jokes?. lol

Why did God Create Man?

Vibrators don't mow the lawn!

Booo, sorry... lol

I can build you one that does love. Just sit down, kick er in overdrive and start mowing.

BOOOO, sorry... LOL!

Ha ha... wasn't expecting that :-) He should've told her to get the Puck out of there!

Lol man every one that posted to this make me laugh

LMAO at get the puck outa there...

Well I'm a blonde Canadian, and I go to hockey games all the time and I've never been asked to get the puck out of there! However, I think someone asked me one time if I wanted to score! Lol