Hildebeast Clintons work of fiction,- What Happened.
Hillary's sour grapes are absolutely epic! Enough sour whine for the entire world.
Regardless, I actually have the scoop on the REAL reason Hillary lost: Astrology: Venus was in retrograde, and Mars ascendant!
Well, OK, no - the real reason Hillary lost is she's a dismal candidate with no message other than "it's my turn, and I'm a woman who will be Obama 2.0, so elect me" - and who doesn't give a rip about national security (certified incompetent by the FBI no less), lies every time she opens her mouth, gets our Ambassadors and heroes killed, blames everyone and everything else for her own failures, and is utterly corrupt through and through. She's bonkers enough that in an interview just yesterday, asked if she did enough on her own to lose the election, her reply was "well, no!" So far she's pretty much blamed everyone and everything.
Ok, If we just short circuit this. Here is the list of people who did not cause Hillary to lose, according to Hillary that is:
1. Hillary Clinton
More importantly, someone call the WAAAAAAAAAaaaaa-mbulance! Last I knew, Hillary has blamed (in no particular order):
• The Constitution
• The Electoral College
• Democrats
• Bernie Sanders for 'resorting to innuendo and impugning my character'.
• Bernie Sander's supporter's fault too, for: 'harassing my supporters online' with attacks that were 'ugly and more than a little sexist.'
• Trump
• Jill Stein (Green Party Candidate)
• The Macedonians (no joke!)
• Chief Justice John Roberts
• DNC for supposedly being broke
• The Russians [1]
• GOP Leader Mitch McConnell's fault: for putting partisanship ahead of national security: 'McConnell knew better,' Hillary slammed, 'but he did it anyway.'
• Vladimir Putin: 'I never imagined that he would have the audacity to launch a massive covert attack against our own democracy,' she rants, 'right under our noses – and that he'd get away with it.'
• Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder: 'odious hypocrite' ...aiding and abetting Putin...'I had to face not just one America-bashing misogynist, but three. I'd have to get by Putin and Assange as well..
• Angry people
• Hateful people
• American people
• White people
• Talk Radio
• I tripped!
• Huma & Weiner
• Women
• Women's March marchers
• Women Who Caved To Pressure From Fathers, Husbands
• Misogynists
• Fake News
• The media in general: 'Many in the political media can't bear to face their own role in helping elect Trump,' she fumed, 'from providing him free airtime to giving my emails three times more coverage than all the issues affecting people's lives combined.'
• New York Times specificially for: for reporting on her emails in such a relentless way that it 'affected the outcome of the election.'
• "propaganda channels" in the media [1]
• Fox News [1]
• Infowars [1]
• Breitbart [1]
• Prejudice
• Bigotry
• Journalists for "ambush" interviews" - she names several specifically
• Deplorable people
• Racists
• Vast right wing conspiracy
• Bill Clinton
• Obama and 'I do wonder sometimes about what would have happened if President Obama had made a televised address to the nation in the fall of 2016 warning that our democracy was under attack,' she snarls. 'Maybe more Americans would have woken up to the threat at the time.' She also slams Obama for telling her to 'lay off' Bernie Sanders: 'I felt like I was in a straightjacket.'
• Her own Secret Service detail for not catching her quickly enough when she had her public seizure or whatever that was
• Sexism
• Comey: 'If not for the dramatic intervention of the FBI director in the final days,' she wails, 'we would have won the White House.'
• The FBI
• WikiLeaks
• Facebook [1]
• Voter ID Laws
• Late Night Talk Shows
• Twitter
But I don't think she's plumbed the depths quite yet, although she's obviously close - next it'll be The Sun, The Moon, and The Stars to blame.
-- That's scheduled for her next interview.
