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  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:37 PM
    Alty

    Wow, that's horrible. :(

    Now, if we could get the 14 year old a chastity belt, that might be worth looking into. My daughters is already on order for when she turns 14. ;)

    I always have to laugh, everyone thinks boys are trouble, they don't compare to a 14 year old girl.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:45 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Wow, that's horrible. :(

    Now, if we could get the 14 year old a chastity belt, that might be worth looking into. My daughters is already on order for when she turns 14. ;)

    I always have to laugh, everyone thinks boys are trouble, they don't compare to a 14 year old girl.

    Hard admission here...

    My daughter is now 22,single,still recovering from genital warts,, and pregnant.

    I am so disappointed with her.But who am I to judge her,her mother and I were pregnant with her at 19 and 20... at least we were together though...

    I wasn't there when she was 14,she moved in with me when she turned 16 and left when she was 18,then back last year for 9 months and found out she knew it all... that's when she contracted the std and has been active even with it.

    I am ashamed to admit it,but it is what it is.

    The child will be born c-section due to the std.

    Wow,that last one affected me harder than I expected.

    Sorry so earth bound,guess I am getting every one down right now,but the timing was right for this.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:53 PM
    Alty

    Ken, it's good to talk about things that are on your mind.

    Okay, you shared, so will I.

    I was molested by my cousin when I was 5 years old, my female cousin. That really screwed me up.

    From the age of 14 until I met my hubby at 19 I was, for lack of a more politically correct term, a slut. I didn't care about myself one little bit. I too got an STD but I was lucky, a few months of pills and it was all cleared up. I couldn't get pregnant, had a misshapen uterus which I didn't find out about until I was 20. Good thing too, because even though I tell all the teens on the site to use protection, I hardly ever did. I had my first aids test when I was 17 and I was terrified. Once again, I got lucky. Another aids test at 18 because I was raped.

    We all have a past, we all have a future, and you're right, it is what it is. There's no use worrying about something you can't change, there's only learning to accept it.

    So, now that you know about me, can you accept me? Are you ashamed to know me? If not, then don't be ashamed of your daughter. She's your flesh and blood, she made mistakes, she's paying for them, and she needs you. If you want to talk I'm here, heck, I'll PM you my email address if you want. Just say the word. :)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:00 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ken, it's good to talk about things that are on your mind.

    Okay, you shared, so will I.

    I was molested by my cousin when I was 5 years old, my female cousin. That really screwed me up.

    From the age of 14 until I met my hubby at 19 I was, for lack of a more politically correct term, a slut. I didn't care about myself one little bit. I too got an STD but I was lucky, a few months of pills and it was all cleared up. I couldn't get pregnant, had a misshapen uterus which I didn't find out about until I was 20. Good thing too, because even though I tell all the teens on the site to use protection, I hardly ever did. I had my first aids test when I was 17 and I was terrified. Once again, I got lucky. Another aids test at 18 because I was raped.

    We all have a past, we all have a future, and you're right, it is what it is. There's no use worrying about something you can't change, there's only learning to accept it.

    So, now that you know about me, can you accept me? Are you ashamed to know me? If not, then don't be ashamed of your daughter. She's your flesh and blood, she made mistakes, she's paying for them, and she needs you. If you want to talk I'm here, heck, I'll PM you my email address if you want. Just say the word. :)

    Word
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:01 PM
    Alty

    Survivor is on, I'll be back in an hour kids.

    Ken, I PM's you. I hope it's okay.

    Be good kids, better than me, okay? ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:02 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    word


    Already done, I didn't wait. I'm impatient, have you noticed? ;)

    Going to go watch survivor but I'll be back.

    Ken, chin up, okay, life sucks, but death sucks more. ;) :)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:07 PM
    starbuck8

    We are story telling here are we? Don't get me started! We all understand Ken. Alty's a pretty good listener too... well when she isn't chasing dogs and bunnies... or Wiggy! LOL!
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:13 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    We are story telling here are we? Don't get me started! We all understand Ken. Alty's a pretty good listener too....well when she isn't chasing dogs and bunnies...or Wiggy!! LOL!!

    Wiggy?

    You mean she wigs out?

    Heck,I do that all the time,, do you know how hard it is NOT to wig out in here sometimes?. :eek:
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:44 PM
    starbuck8

    OH... haha! I didn't get a notification! Wiggy is Alty's hubby!
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:03 PM
    Alty

    I do wig out sometimes too, ask Starby, she knows. ;)

    Survivor was good, Corrine got voted out. Bye, bye Corrine, don't fall in the alligator pond on the way out, trip. ;)

    I'm mean, aren't I? Don't answer that. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:22 PM
    KBC

    I have been dancing with this mikebrit guy about the necessity for medications for about a week now,he seems to think people should 'tough it out' to get past depression.

    KILL KILL KILL, no really,it's tough being nice to the ignorant.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:36 PM
    Alty

    I agree with you Ken.

    I used to balk at the idea of medication for depression, then both my parents up and died on me within 6 1/2 months of each other.

    I've been on them since 2001, I've tried going off them a few times, it's not pretty.

    I'm on celexa, it's relatively mild were anti depressants are concerned. It doesn't change my personality, just smooths over some of the rough edges. I know, you're going to say that you like it rough. Is your mouth hanging open in awe? Didn't know I could read minds huh? Hee, hee, na, I just know you guys all too well. ;)

    My son is now on meds for his ADHD, a lot of people told me that putting him on meds would be borderline child abuse. He's on something called Stratera. Is it really child abuse to give your child a drug that helps him concentrate, helps him in school, helps him be the kid he wants to be? He's so happy now, he's doing great in school, he's reading, he's writing, he's doing all the things he always wanted to do, all because of a little pill. If that's child abuse then take me to jail and throw away the key!

    Drugs have a purpose, and telling someone to tough it out, well that's just crazy! I'd like to see those people in pain, or depressed, or suffering from a disorder. I bet they'd change their tune pretty quick then.

    Oooh, that was a vent. :)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:48 PM
    starbuck8

    Good vent Alty! ;) But now back to the subject at hand! Uhmmm... who's this spring chicken you speak of? And who's old? I'm not very far away you know! I'll get you for that! You're greenie grounded! :p
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:49 PM
    friend4u178

    Ha Ha... Greenie grounded I love it :)

    Ok I'm off for the weekend , have fun everyone and thanks for the laughs today ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:51 PM
    Alty

    Bye M, have a beer for me, I'm all out. :(

    As for the laughs, right back at you babe. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:52 PM
    KBC

    And a nice one at that!

    Now I see you 2 chicks are going to gang up on me when I f**k up.

    Woe be me when the shoes drop(maybe they'll drop off the edge of the bed though,, hmmm ponder,ponder... )

    I have been on celexa since my Lakota(elkhound) got run over.Just sent me in a year long tailspin.since I came back in here I have come to terms with the loss better,the meds just made it less than deadly,, know what I mean?

    GADS I am tired now,you 2 are going to wear me out... AHHHH cool.

    Both are added and we will begin the next phase in international peace keeping soon.

    Got to go read and sleep.

    Have a good night everyone,see you in the funny papers tomorrow.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:52 PM
    starbuck8

    ... and off in a puff of smoke he goes! The pub is calling! Try not to wear out another set of wheels on the Batmobile! It's getting a little expensive, and we need money in the kitty for the Christmas party! :p

    Have a good wkd M!
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Good vent Alty!! ;) But now back to the subject at hand! Uhmmm....who's this spring chicken you speak of? And who's old? I'm not very far away ya know! I'll get ya for that! You're greenie grounded! :p

    Um, ah, that wasn't me Starby, that was my evil twin, Balty, yup, she snuck in, hit me over the head and started typing. She's a mean one, but don't worry, I have her tied up in the bedroom, she won't get loose, so no worries.

    Ken, um, why are you going up to my bedroom? Oh, you're checking on Balty, I see. You'll be back in 3 hours? Why? Oh, you're going to build her a dresser, okay. But 3 hours, that's not enough time to build a dresser. Oh, you meant shelf, okay, and the noise is just you hammering the shelf together, I see. Okay, see you later. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:55 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    And a nice one at that!!

    Now I see you 2 chicks are going to gang up on me when I f**k up.

    woe be me when the shoes drop(maybe they'll drop off the edge of the bed though,,,hmmm ponder,ponder...)

    I have been on celexa since my Lakota(elkhound) got run over.Just sent me in a year long tailspin.since I came back in here I have come to terms with the loss better,the meds just made it less than deadly,,,know what I mean?

    GADS I am tired now,you 2 are going to wear me out....AHHHH cool.

    Both are added and we will begin the next phase in international peace keeping soon.

    Got to go read and sleep.

    have a good night everyone,see you in the funny papers tomorrow.


    Night Ken. Get some rest, we'll do the world peace thing tomorrow. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:56 PM
    KBC
    NO I was building an UN dresser
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:59 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    And a nice one at that!!

    Now I see you 2 chicks are going to gang up on me when I f**k up.

    woe be me when the shoes drop(maybe they'll drop off the edge of the bed though,,,hmmm ponder,ponder...)

    I have been on celexa since my Lakota(elkhound) got run over.Just sent me in a year long tailspin.since I came back in here I have come to terms with the loss better,the meds just made it less than deadly,,,know what I mean?

    GADS I am tired now,you 2 are going to wear me out....AHHHH cool.

    Both are added and we will begin the next phase in international peace keeping soon.

    Got to go read and sleep.

    have a good night everyone,see you in the funny papers tomorrow.

    They're dropping like flies Alty... what did we do? Muwahahahaha!

    Seriously, I'm sorry to hear about your dog Ken. I do know how that feels too. When stalker boy broke into my house, he stole my dogs that I loved with all my heart! I've never seen them since. I also had a dog that I adored, killed by a hit and run driver. I now have my Niki, and I'm overprotective mommie! I have my vet bill for $323.64 from today at the vet to prove it! No C'mas presents for none of you! ;)

    G'nite Ken... sleep well!
  • Dec 5, 2008, 07:20 AM
    KBC

    OK starby I tried to call that # you gave me and who do I get?? THE RCMP!!

    So much for international peace keeping!!

    What were you thinking??
  • Dec 5, 2008, 08:47 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    OK starby I tried to call that # you gave me and who do I get?????????????????THE RCMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So much for international peace keeping!!!!!!

    What were you thinking????

    Whaaaaatttt?? The RCMP? :eek: Are you sure you dialed right? I'll go look and make sure I wrote it down right. That's weird! LOL!
  • Dec 5, 2008, 08:51 AM
    starbuck8

    Nope, I wrote it down right! You must have dialed one # off or something! ;)
  • Dec 5, 2008, 08:59 AM
    KBC

    JUST KIDDING,, relax,don't do it,when you want to get to it...

    But it was a good morning kick in the pants...


    This is what we would do when we had a HOCKEY get together and would want a pizza delivered,when the caller would ask the number for the shop,it was the police station we would give them(they were normally too f**ked up to realize that)When the cops answered, well,they were good natured,most times...
  • Dec 5, 2008, 04:20 PM
    KBC

    And then there were none!

    Hmmm,chased off them 'nadiens,, haven't po'd anyone on the site today,, yet.What to do, what to do?

    Oh yeah, Hey Starby! Any heat yet?
  • Dec 5, 2008, 05:08 PM
    Alty

    I'm here, Starby's getting all dolled up, just for you Ken. Yup, it's hair cut time, and maybe a color.

    I talked to her around an hour ago, she was just heading out. Her furnace is kaput, gone, done, no longer running. She's freezing her arse off.

    I told her to get her butt here, I invited her for Christmas, but she could come early. I have heat. ;)
  • Dec 5, 2008, 05:18 PM
    KBC

    Dolled up, You must think I am a Kendoll or something!! :p

    Had her going this AM,Mounties indeed...

    Maybe I could get you to call for a pizza?

    Need the number?

    ***Note to self:Look for that FBI number in Quantico***
  • Dec 5, 2008, 05:22 PM
    Alty

    I'm not that gullible Ken, I've been around the block a few times, can't fool me. ;)

    Starby's getting pretty for you Ken, she can be your barbie girl, blonde, skinny, pretty, breasts that can knock your eyes out. Great, now she really is going to kill me! ;)

    Hey, do you have heat? Maybe she can come stay with you for a few years. ;)
  • Dec 5, 2008, 05:33 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm not that gullible Ken, I've been around the block a few times, can't fool me. ;)

    Starby's getting pretty for you Ken, she can be your barbie girl, blonde, skinny, pretty, breasts that can knock your eyes out. Great, now she really is going to kill me! ;)

    Hey, do you have heat? Maybe she can come stay with you for a few years. ;)

    LMAO... A few years huh??

    You won't call for a pizza then??

    Some friend you are... :(

    Might be time for ol starby to get some assistance for that furnace... wonder if she asked the US govment for a bail out,in the interest of international relations of coarse... Heck,maybe we all should ask for a few billion,can't hurt to ask,right?
  • Dec 5, 2008, 05:37 PM
    Alty

    Fine, I'll call for a pizza, can I have your credit card number so I can order it? ;)

    Quote:

    Might be time for ol starby
    Hee, hee, ol Starby, now you're dead too! Sleep with one eye open, she's going to be mad. ;)

    If you don't ask you don't get. I say we should all ask, who knows, it might happen. The suns got to shine on a dogs arse some day.
  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:15 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Fine, I'll call for a pizza, can I have your credit card number so I can order it? ;)



    Hee, hee, ol Starby, now you're dead too! Sleep with one eye open, she's going to be mad. ;)

    If you don't ask you don't get. I say we should all ask, who knows, it might happen. The suns got to shine on a dogs arse some day.

    So what's wrong with that statement... ol starby??

    It's a familiarity thingy,you know, a nickname, HEY... Thats a GREAT new nickname for her... hehehehehehe(little devils horns a commin out now... see see? )

    Remember,you started it!:D

    Credit card number... XXXXXX_XXXXXXX,care of USA Dept. of treasury.

    NOW where is my pizza?
  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:19 PM
    Alty

    Pizza's in the mail, along with your cheque. ;)

    I started it? Did I? Um, ah, you helped! ;)

    Quote:

    little devils horns a commin out now... see see?
    Come closer, let's take a look. Ah, yes, you are a little devil. Me likey! ;)
  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:22 PM
    KBC

    NAW that's the pointed tail, look up here^^^, no silly that's the back of my head.. geeesh.

    I helped? I am innocent... OH yeah,that ISM is back I see
  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:25 PM
    Alty

    Innocent? Innocent? Ha, I know innocent, you ain't it. ;)

    But I thought your horns where under here. Oh, that's not a horn. Are you just happy to see me? ;)

    And yes, I do like a little devil, can't help it, bad boys are fun! ;)
  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:31 PM
    KBC
    I am an angel really,sorry to disappoint you.

    I am a good boy,oh yeah, boys don't get this big,I AM A MAN.

    And you didn't even ask about my ISM?

    Not interested in it then? OK NP
  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:45 PM
    Alty

    Okay, tell me about your ISM, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)

    An angel? An angel? Tee, hee, giggle, giggle, whatever you say dear. ;)
  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:56 PM
    KBC
    ISM= Incredibly Short Memory

    Alcoholism,the results of alcohol and incredibly short memories.
  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:58 PM
    Alty

    So youhave a short memory? Is anything else short? ;)

    I'm on the phone with Starby, she says I'm bad. Do you agree?

    Alcohol good, in small amounts, 1 beer an hour. ;)
  • Dec 5, 2008, 07:05 PM
    KBC

    Short,sure lets see...

    Attention span... memory.. oh did I say that... umm.. hair... sighted... life expectancy... nails... ex... time on this earth.. memory... already said that... temper on pain pills... of compassion for idiots,even smart idiots... wow this could take all night.

    Be back soon,got to rest the brain,it hurts thinking 'bout these shortnesses.

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