With the power 'empowered' to me and my deputy 'Friend for you" we would like all you unsavory types to come and 'visit' our refurnished jail...

It is kind of like an Open House, you can check in... but there might be a 'price' to leave...

We got a lota new stuff... yep, new chains on the walls, some better food (if the budget will bear it) cleaner toilets (ha ha, some even flush), a new safe to put your wallet after you pay your fine(s).

There are no windows (security) and no place to park your motorcycles EITHER... and only paper cups as I am getting real tired of you guys bangin' the metal ones on the cell bars.... We need ta sleep to you know!

So... come visit, sit for a while, here take a sip of this special brew... nawwww, your ditzy (been drinkin'?)... what are you saying'? I know that it tastes a little 'funny'... but there's nuttin' in there that will hurt you... gettin' a little sleepy??

And no comment about me of my deputies weight either... ya know we have to live up to the 'Big Bellied Sheriff' myth...

Stringer (The Sheriff)

Ha, first! :)

Welcome pretty lady... here sit down, have a 'brew' yep we are very friendly here, you betcha... need a pillow?

Are you going to smother me with that pillow? What's in the "brew"?

I'm scared. STARBY!!

Heyyyyy, what's there to be afraid of?. You are with THE LAW my pretty... hee hee. You're as safe as a bug in the rug...

Most people stomp on the bug in the rug. Besides, I heard talk of handcuffs and other things. Normally that would be okay, but in your hands, well, I'm scared. :(

STARBY! Where the heck is that duck?

PILLOW FIGHT! :D Lets go jump on the Sheriffs' bed!

I'm so with you on that! :D

::boing squeak, boing squeak, snap, crash::

Crap, Starby, we broke Stringers bed. RUN!! :eek:

Me likey pillow fights. :)

You're in, as long as you aim the pillow at Stringer. We gals have to stick together. :)

Starby, new recruit, quick, we've got to get to her before the boys do, you know how sneaky they are! :eek:

OMG! There are feathers everywhere! Alty quick... scoop some up for me! I need those!. and grab the Sheriff's glue!

I will aim at Stringer. Stringer you better move out of the way, I aim pretty good and I have quite a right hook. :)

Got the feathers ::pfft, pfft:: yuck, they don't taste good. Got the glue. Crap, the glue bottle broke, I'm covered in glue, aaaaah, the feathers, NOOOOO!!

I'm officially covered in feathers. Why don't we just quit while we're behind?

Do you think Stringer will notice ::pfft, pfft:: ?

Hiiiiiii Sweety... here sit down you thirsty? Don't believe these other girls, they are just spittin' out bad things about this nice sheriff... yep I be a good guy... and I have a good lookin' Deputy too... you will love it in here... we are so kind and NICE...

I am waiting for excon... I know his radar will pick up on this... hee hee.

You're STILL a plucked Duck!! :eek::D:eek:

Arnimal... don't trust him! He's crossing his fingers behind his back! He already turned me into a featherless DUCK! No saying what he will do to you! :eek:

Arnimal, don't believe him for one minute, he's sneaky. Don't let his good looks and sweet ways fool you, as soon as you turn your back he'll pounce. He stole my whip, he also keeps trying to cook Starby. Can you trust a man like that?

:: pftt, pftt :: These feathers are annoying. :(

There's feathers in my drink. :P

Hardee Har Har... Ya are now 'Glued and Feathered'... and not one feather got stuck on that DUCK!! She's STILL plucked..! Nakie and scared... standing there shaking and trying to cover the 'important' parts... hee a hee he heee...

Animal... see... you want to be on the good guys side... too many things go wrong with the duck!!

Why are you so clumsy? I told you not to spill the glue! :rolleyes: Oh noooo... I hear the Sheriff coming down the hall! Haul A$$ Alty... let's make our escape!