Um cold water? Does the term "shrinkage" mean anything to you? :(

Not really, I'm a girl! :D

If the water is cold enough I will be to! :mad:

Ooops! Okay, nix the swimming in the lake idea! :eek:

How about roasting weiners by the fire! :D

See what you can do with that. :cool:

Cross my legs and cringe... that's what I can do with that!

But there is a comment there about a um... foot-long. ;)

I don't eat meat [giggles]

Sarah

:eek: Didn't anyone tell you that you aren't supposed to chew!

That's so sad. :(

And every guy that reads that will cross his legs... OUCH! :eek:

LMAO! Foot long. Reminds me of a joke.

Q: Why do women have such bad depth perception?

A: Because all their lives men have told them that 2 inches is actually 10. :p

YouTube - Funny Fart

Oh damn... on a totally unrelated note, leave your tape measure in the cabin k?

Alrighty then! :)

If you need a hand with that, let me know. :D

Hand... or some other part... :D

Haha good joke Alty.

I have one I bookmarked.

Penis Joke:

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management

Sarah [hehehe! ]

LMAO! I love it Muddy!

I'm copying that and sending it to all my friends! :)

Uhmmmm... no better not LOL :eek:

I agree Alty! I stepped away and came back to catch up on the happenings and saw that freakish clown. :eek:

That was a horrible thing to do Sarah!

Sowie NM :(

Sarah

You and me both M. You and me both. :o