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Originally Posted by Cat1864

What kind of good time? ;)

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I'm pretty open on that, as long as it doesn't involve scorpions or tar. Don't ask. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm pretty open on that, as long as it doesn't involve scorpions or tar. Don't ask. ;)

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Why can't it involve scorpions or tar?

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Why can't it involve scorpions or tar?

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She asked. :eek:

I am scared of the answer.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Why can't it involve scorpions or tar?

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Well I have pictures that would explain, but... um... they're a bit scary and I'd have to get a signed release from a few people. :o

Just trust me on this one. If anyone ever says scorpions and tar in the same sentence. RUN! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

She asked. :eek:

I am scared of the answer.

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I will say this. When scorpions get stuck in tar, they get angry. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well I have pictures that would explain, but.....um....they're a bit scary and I'd have to get a signed release from a few people. :o

Just trust me on this one. If anyone ever says scorpions and tar in the same sentence. RUN! :eek:

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Okay. I was just looking for a good "bedtime" story. :D

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Okay. I was just looking for a good "bedtime" story. :D

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he got his foot caught in a bucket, he said oh me, he said oh my, and the rest I can't tell because the site will censor me.

The end. :)

I also know one about a rabbit and a bear doing something or other in the woods. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

There once was a man from Nantucket, he got his foot caught in a bucket, he said oh me, he said oh my, and the rest I can't tell because the site will censor me.

The end. :)

I also know one about a rabbit and a bear doing something or other in the woods. :)

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Was the rabbit enjoying roasted bear?;)

Ummm... I googled the Nantucket limerick. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Ummm ... I googled the Nantucket limerick. :eek:

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Now you know why she stopped.

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Was the rabbit enjoying roasted bear?;)

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No, he was taking a leisurely stroll in the woods and had eaten too many carrots. He discreetly went behind a tree because he needed to drop some little bunny pellets, but much to his surprise there was a bear already behind the tree doing the same thing.

The rabbit was in shock didn't know what to do. Suddenly the bear turned to the rabbit and said "Excuse me, does poo stick to your fur?"

The rabbit advised the bear that no, poo does not stick to his fur.

Imagine the poor rabbits shock when the bear grabbed him and used him to wipe his bear bum.

To this day the rabbit is afraid to venture into the woods alone. :(

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No, he was taking a leisurely stroll in the woods and had eaten too many carrots. He discreetly went behind a tree because he needed to drop some little bunny pellets, but much to his surprise there was a bear already behind the tree doing the same thing.

The rabbit was in shock didn't know what to do. Suddenly the bear turned to the rabbit and said "Excuse me, does poo stick to your fur?"

The rabbit advised the bear that no, poo does not stick to his fur.

Imagine the poor rabbits shock when the bear grabbed him and used him to wipe his bear bum.

To this day the rabbit is afraid to venture into the woods alone. :(

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But if it didn't stick to rabbit's fur, then doesn't that mean it smeared instead? :(

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But if it didn't stick to rabbit's fur, then doesn't that mean it smeared instead? :(

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Yes but it was easily washed off in a nearby stream, and than a more thorough washing once the poor little bunny got home.

It took months for him to tell his family what had happened, he was in shock, and ashamed to be used as nothing but toilet paper.

I hear he ended up in therapy and than later invented the extra soft 3 ply toilet paper that's used in the ritzy hotels. :)

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Yes but it was easily washed off in a nearby stream, and than a more thorough washing once the poor little bunny got home.

It took months for him to tell his family what had happened, he was in shock, and ashamed to be used as nothing but toilet paper.

I hear he ended up in therapy and than later invented the extra soft 3 ply toilet paper that's used in the ritzy hotels. :)

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I was thinking about the bear's backside.

Poor bunny :(

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I was thinking about the bear's backside.

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Sadly the bear suffered no consequences for his actions, that day. He got off scott free with a clean bum and everything.

The good news is that the rabbit, after years of therapy, did do very well for himself. The toilet paper sells like hot cakes and he's now married with a litter of bunnies and a gorgeous wife and home.

Even though the bear did get a clean bum his life did not work out so well. Later that year he found himself face to face with a hunter. He was behind the same bush, doing his thing. The hunter got a clear shot and the bear was made into a rug. That rug is in front of the fireplace at the bunnies home.

I'm sure there's a moral or two to the story, but I'm too tired to think of one. Isn't it enough that I ruined a perfectly good joke? :p

Night kids.

Ok, good night Alty :)

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Ok, good night Alty :)

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Good night sweet Unky. :)

Hey guys,anyone around?

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Originally Posted by redhed35

hey guys,anyone around?

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Yep... only me that I know of... :)